IKEA

I am now officially an expert at assembling IKEA furniture. Since starting this job 2 months ago I have built 2 desks, a book case, 3 rolling stand-alone drawers and 2 office chairs. Don't get me wrong, I love IKEA, but you have to get a little creative to assemble some of this stuff since there are no words in the directions. There is only a little naked Swedish man (who looks like he's related by blood to the Macintosh man) that frowns, smiles, strains his back and looks confused (the universally understood faces). So, if any of you have trouble assembling anything call me, I'm now fluent in IKEA.