Children's Stories Never Published

I know you've all certainly seen these before, but I ran across it while cleaning out my inbox and got a good chuckle so I thought I'd post them for old time's sake.

Little Golden books that didn't quite make it onto the shelves:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
   
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
   
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
   
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
   
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
   
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.
   
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
   
8. All Cats Go to Hell
   
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
   
10. Some Puppies Can Fly
    
11. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    
12. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    
13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    
18. You Were an Accident
    
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    
20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
    
21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
    
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
    
23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    
24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    
26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
28. Kathy Was Bad So Her Mom Stopped Loving Her