Ulcer Relief

So I'm SUPER stressed out today (for a handful of reasons) and won't have time to do a real post about it all until Sunday at the earliest, but I wanted to post some things people sent me that have made me laugh which I REALLY needed today! I can feel myself developing ulcers from nerves and stress. Hopefully these will give some others a chuckle as well.

This is a prank somebody pulled super gluing his friend's flip flops to the ground. So juvenile, but it tickled me something fierce!


China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists...



But taste like cat


Here, crippie, take my seat.


Great with flied lice


A separate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?


Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?


Go over there to die, please. Thank you.


Good to know


Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.


Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...


Much tastier than the grown up variety..


It would be once you start chewing on it


Starbucks should be very afraid!


I wouldn't tickle this one


Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.


Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!!!


I knew it!!


What?


If there's one thing we don't need help with...


'See you after the flight, Uncle Randy!'


Should be in front of half the hotels in town.


So this is where they all end up...